Eddie Walker

Well all the letters are out...that's a nice relief...hopefully I'll hear some good news soon. I still haven't heard news at all, but I am hoping that something will come along, preferably an interview. Other than that...work is crazy...Today we were one person short, so I had to oscillate between Cytology and Pathology. Thankfully we made it through.

I am learning a lot, which is good. It's pretty difficult not to learn something new everyday when I am working side-by-side with the pathologists. Early this week I was able to take a good look at Necrotizing faciitis. That was pretty cool. I had to be very careful...After working in the lab for a period of time you acquire a lackadaisical attitude towards formalin, blood, colon juice, pap smear fluid (cytorich and that other stuff), TB, etc...So this bacteria was a reminder to be a little more careful...

On a side note...There are many classes that I feel qualified to teach...One of them being, Elevator Etiquette.

When an individual has a cart stacked full of placentas and needs to get off of the elevator, do not force yourself into the confined space. This will only piss the pathology assistant off. Wait for those who are on the elevator to get off before you get on.

-Women- When a man holds the door open for you...say, "thank you." Contrary to popular belief it is not the duty of every man to open the door for you or make your life easier. Simply brushing by the gentleman is grounds for getting the door slammed on your ass.

This is simply an introductory course. For only $19.95 you can have the complete video library that gets into greater detail about Elevator Etiquette. If all else fails I am always available for tutoring. Call me at 1-800-Don't-be-an-idiot.

Thanks for all the prayers...

posted by Unknown @ 8:24 PM